walk of shame

The walk home after a one night stand. Sometimes celebrated as a stride of pride.

J was dishevled, hungover, and unable to remember the name of the woman who's bed he had woken up in earlier that morning. He took a back alley on the way home so that no one would witness his walk of shame.

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Honky Shame

When a white person tries to name a famous black person, but names another, radically different black person; and the race-wide shame that follows.

White Person: "I like this song, it sound's like Lionel Richie."

Black Person: "What?! That's Aretha Franklin!"

White Person: "I feel that Honky Shame..."

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dad shaming

1. The act of emasculating a capable father by creating paradoxes like stating that he is never home when he is at work supporting the family.

2. When a woman ask for help from her man and then criticizes his method of completing the task.

He spent 3 hours at the grocery store for you, so why are you dad shaming him?

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Mom-Shaming

Publicly judging a mother for her parenting choices because they differ from the choices you would make.

Mom-Shaming is deplorable and only brings people down.

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Walk of Shame

Leaving a the stall in the bathroom after taking a massive, foul smelling shit. Usually accompanied by dirty looks, overused poop jokes, and extreme embarrassment.

Office Guy 1: Why is Jerry's face so red?
Office Guy 2: He had those greasy mystery-meat tacos and deviled eggs for lunch and spent almost 2 hours in the bathroom. I heard he had to take the Walk of Shame in front of our boss.
Office Guy 1: Poor Guy. It'll take weeks for him to regain his self esteem.

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Tummy Shame

The excretion of gas from the rectum. Otherwise known as a fart. Used when farting in a public or inappropriate place.

Farting in the library, people look at you reply "sorry tummy shame"

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Walk of Shame

Refers to a phenomenon in which a person must walk past strangers or peers alone for an embarrassing reason before reaching a place of privacy.

"Where were you tonight?"
(Awkwardly avoiding answering the question)"Ugh...I was at this meeting thing."
"Oh really I saw you go into a place called the Loft on Green St. And looking around like you wanted no one to see you. Sort of like you were doing the walk of shame."
"I thought it was the entrance to Brother's!"

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