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A Torture devise used to torture kids so they get 2 hours of sleep and something that I am supposed to be doing at the moment but am on urban Dictionary instead

I have homework tonight. Well, time to get two hours of sleep!

by Tododeku_is_cannon December 16, 2019


homework

legal torture supported by the fucking government

Person 1: last night's homework was sooo hard dude
Person 2: I know right

by a ladder on a stuff February 20, 2022


Homework

Homework is an assignment that is useless to the human brain and gives little kids less brain cells than Donald J Trump

My teacher gave the class “HOMEWORK” and I didn’t do it!

by Itz yo gurl amariah July 22, 2018


homework

A system clearly created by the most brained-damaged person to ever exist, but I guess most teachers have brain damage, as in my school they have this one way system that makes all the quickest stairways inaccessible, and another that ends up giving you only 5 minutes to eat at lunch. So I guess teachers love wasting your time, and there's no break in the pattern with Homework, as even though you just spent 6 whole hours at a building you don't even want to go to that is dedicated to work, somehow, theres work left for you to do at home. So wait, there's a building dedicated to work, so why the fuck is work being done at home? Do it in the building made for working, not in your own free time! We could have been having fun. Homework is also the bane of all kids with strict parents, as they will have to finish that extra long homework meant to be done over two weeks, all in one hour.

Fun fact: The average person spends 1 year of their life doing homework in total. 1 whole year you'll never get back.

Example of the impact of homework:

Jimmy, do your homework now or I'll unplug your gaming machine thing.
It's an Xbox mom, And I can't right now because I'm playing an online game!
Pause it!
I can't pause it mom, It's an ONLINE. GAME.
Don't get bitchy with me! You'll pause that game and you'll finish your homework right now!
It's my work so leave me to do it!
FUck u son.

by SolgaleoGaming (Youtube) February 13, 2017


Homework

Homework is assignments that are useless to the human brain and that give kids false hope of passing there classes.

My teacher to me to do my “HOMEWORK”and I said no!

by Itz yo gurl amariah July 22, 2018


Homework

What you should be doing right now instead of looking it up on Urban Dictionary.
Come on, go, ya got better things to do.

Im sorry mom, I forgot homework. I was looking it up on Urban Dictionary. I didn't do any of it.
Mom: Oh my god, what did I do to have this dumb of a kid...

by LFM_75 March 7, 2020


Homework

an assignment given by a creature called a "teacher" that you do at home because the teacher cannot handle you having fun at home or will not let you relax at home when your not at school

Teacher: Tonight you have to write down all these vocab words

Student: No, more homework

by Noah the Awesome January 28, 2014