Yeah, no. Totally.

What's said when you want to seem like you care about what someones saying to you but you aren't actually listening at all.

Person 1: I can't believe they didn't address me how I wanted!! It's NOT okay!! I'm like so stressed and offended now!!
Person 2: Yeah, no. Totally.

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total shankage

the art of being shanked totally and without pleasure

when the guy wouldn't take back my oregano i cried because my printer was out of worms. it was then when i realized i had experienced...total shankage.

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T-Totalled

Another word for cream crackered or nackered. Tired af

Ah man! So sorry I didn't reply, I passed out I was so t-totalled !

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Total Lockdown

The act of making a woman 'air tight' during coitus. ie. plugging every available hole with an extremity of sorts. Usually takes more than one person due to the amount of holes needing plugged (7) and the available limbs on a person (4-5).

Guy 1: 'Hey man, heard you and Susan left together last night'
Guy 2: 'Yeah me and my Dad got a total Lockdown on that slut'
Guy 1: 'Awesome!'

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Totally would

Stating that you, without hesitation, would do an implied task or action. More specifically, bone some slampig.

Joel: Dude, totally would.
Gregg: What?
Joel: Totally would, you know...Jess.
Gregg: Oh, damn straight.
Joel: WORD.

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Total Balls

a negative for a total failure without seeming like a scrub for calling fail out loud. can also be a positive reaction to something awesome.

man did you see what Jim did yea it was Total Balls

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Total Retard

A person who act like a retard, in a total way

This guy is acting like a total retard

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