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cum

sperm

I cum between your sister's toes.

by pussieseverywhere May 5, 2016

8πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


cum

thick white stuff that "comes" out of your penis while having sex

ex. The cum got in her mouth

Johnny: Aah man it got all over my pajamas

by cummaster February 16, 2009

14πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


Cum

1. A liquidy substance that is sticky and as white as milk and comes out of a boys peen

Dream was at a sleepover with his two friends: Sapnap and George. George was looking adorable as hell and Sapnap was looking too hot. Dream pushed George to the floor and winked at Sapnap, motioning him to come and join. Dream ripped off his and George's clothes as Sapnap ripped off his. George was on the floor with Sapnap's giant dick in his ass. George was moaning, trying to control himself. Sapnap was in the middle with Dreams massive cock in his own ass letting out giant moans, not even holding back. D-daddy Dream! Sapnap moaned, please fuck me, fuck me as hard as you can! They repositioned so that Dream was behind Sapnap, his massive cock thrusting in and out, while George was sucking Sapnap's dick trying to make him cum. Sapnap eventually let out a small moan G-george! I'm cumming! He came out all over George's mouth and George sucked it in. George and Sapnap started sucking on Dreams cock and Dream grabbed a nearby cup and came into it. He grabbed the back of George's hair and forced him to drink half the cup. He was about to round on Sapnap when Sapnap grabbed the cup and downed it all without making a face. Dream giggled a bit and decided to force his cock into George's tight ass, making George scream his name in pain. In order to silence George, Sapnap shoved his dick into George's mouth, gagging him a bit. George's throat was hurting but he liked it at the same time.

by harder_daddy~ May 21, 2021

31πŸ‘ 50πŸ‘Ž


cum

The white fluid excreted out of a male's penis after receiving head. In simpler terms, the best stuff in the world to spread all over a girl's titties.

Joey shot his cum all over this hot bitch's titties.

by patrick magrane October 14, 2006

24πŸ‘ 32πŸ‘Ž


$CUM

A fake stock name used on Reddit (especially r/GME) to parody the efforts of hedge funds, which have been attempting to divert attention away from $GME by hyping up other random stocks.

"GME is cool, but I'm loading up on $CUM now" -Reddit user

"Just wait until you see tomorrow’s news articles ('Reddit is pumping $CUM!' or something else along those lines)." -Reddit user

by Ajfndjcoakqmdkf March 5, 2021


cum

1-it is an acronym for the crime uproot ministry. the crime uproot ministry is an organization that works under marital law. it can only be used in situations where law enforcement has fallen and the government needs a military response. it is similar to military police but free fire is allowed for any subject that commits a crime. there are little to none regulations for the cum besides not to harm innocents. it has been used on sector 07 which is the most hostile and uncivilized sector exiled from society.

2-sperm

"did you hear that the cum shot a few gang members that were robbing a store."
"excuse me what the fuck."

by tommythecommie November 25, 2021


cum

a chemical substance out of a small or 100 inch cock

jack: I wanna cum!
mrs Jackson: oh yeah daddy jack
Joe: porn alert

by timmy the fat nigger February 9, 2022

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž