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This meme is shit, I give this meme a five pastas
The act of eating a large amount of boxed pasta and jarred sauce in a large group in an effort to save both time and money. Great for a family or group outing in the mountains. Strongly disliked by men on their period and lovers of frozen meals.
"Tom does not like group pasta and instead prefers classy frozen dinners for one."
(n): a lesbian that turns a straight girl gay like spaghetti; it's straight till it gets wet
Dude, she's a pasta maker. That was girl was straight till she got a her wet, just like spaghetti.
A pasta surprise is when an Italian is giving deep throat and sneezes at the same time as the man cums, resulting in jizz shoots out of their nose, looking like pasta.
She was giving me head in Rome but then her allergies acted up and she gave me a pasta surprise.
The act of an Italian man nutting into a girls mouth, then she then spits it back into his mouth.
Tony: oh shit im bout to nut angelia open your mouth!
Angelia: not unless your pasta tossing with me?!
When a guy with a Jacob’s ladder piercing puts wet spaghetti noodles in place of the barbells, fucks a girl on her period, then gets a blowjob.
Dude I dropped acid with my girlfriend last night and then she gave me a pasta dinner, absolutely life changing!
mmm good f o o d attract some spicy italians y u m m y f o o d
American: i'm making pasta
Every italian within a 500 mile radius: mmm f o o d