July 17

The birthday of the skinniest people in the world

person: When's your birthday
Girl: Oh July 17

Person: oh figures *looks up and down*

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17 October

usually a person born on October 17 is a hot, loving, funny, handsome and cute person and his name always starts with an S, like Syahrin.

17 October is a perfect birthday .

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November 17

National Finger your buddy day

*sploosh*

Hey why’d you put your finger in my butt

Didn’t you hear it national ginger your buddies butt day

It’s november 17

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June 17

The day that the gayest girl alive was born

Guy: Yo I didn’t know she was gay!

Other guy: well duh, she was born on June 17th

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September 17

Make out with anyone whose name starts with a D

“Today’s September 17” “ That’s cool who are u gonna make out with?”

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October 17

National nothing day.

No slapping ass, no kissing your crush, nothing.

Virgin on their snap story: AHa itS nAtIonal slAp Ass day, SInCE iTs October 17

Person: no, you thirsty virgin. Nothing is happening today. It’s national Nothing day because slap ass day isn’t a national holiday

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17 December

Our first date🤪its a movie date🍿❤️

Amirul:What happened on 17 December?
Aniq:it’s our first movie date🥰🤪🍿

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