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The day where nobody fucking asked.
Man it's October 3rd, that's fuckin CRAZY! So anyways... (etc).
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National Give Your Girl A Slap On The Ass Day!
A day where your boyfriend can slap your ass no matter what you're doing.
bf: february 3rd
gf:what?
bf: i get to slap your as all i want
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“It’s national snow-bunny day on February 3rd
so I’m tryna slide”
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national neck a girl day. That’s right lads pucker up and get some of that good shit
Boy:“Oi stacie its November 3rd give us a peck”
Girl:”well I guess I have to cause it’s November 3rd”
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National Ask Your Crush Out Day💕
ask yo crush out foo it’s September 3rd
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National Move a Cannon Day. Get with your friends and move the nearest cannon to a place you think it looks better.
Which cannon are moving this may 3rd? I think the one in front of jackman Hall looks good!
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From the Wattpad book Even the Stars Can Be Hollow, May 3rd is the day that smii7y lost the love of his life John to suicide
Ashley: Have you read Even the stars can be hollow?
Cam: yes May 3rd is always the worst date now
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