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National gay day!! This is when all children find out there gay. If your not a child anymore, this is a day to celebrate your gayness🏳 🌈
"Hey Joe, it's September 6th"
"What's on September 6th?"
"It's national gay day!!"
"But I'm not gay"
"Now you are😉"
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June 6th is International sex day for people born on the day.
For 24hrs you are legally obliged to have sex with someone born on June 6th.
Him: hey beautiful how are you?
Her: I have a boyfriend.
Him: it's June 6th.
Her: fine let's go to the bed.
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A federally observed holiday for men to inbox their crushes dick pics. From 12:00am to 11:59 pm guys cannot be faulted for sending unsolicited dick pics
Girrrl, on June 6th I got like 20 dick pics. I didn't know that many guys were crushing on me..
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A day where God's blessing was born. Someone born on this day is so much special and they're a ray of sunshine for everyone around them. If you have someone born on January 6th around, prepare yourself and be proud for you'll soon be rewarded with the epithet "The luckiest person alive."
"Kei was born on January 6th, right? Dang, no wonder she brings so much happiness in my life!"
"Were you born on January 6th? Yes? Lucky me to have you as my friend!"
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A national holiday in which you can make fun of anyone born on this day for having flatasspancakes, being too loud, or any other flaw.
Jodie- Damn Mia your ass looks especially flat today
Mia (screaming per usual)- OMG you're so mean, I hate January 6th!!!
Molly- Wow Mia could you be any louder?
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