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When you reach your hand between your girlfriend’s legs to examine her “hippy girl” need to wax and she clenches her thighs so tightly you cannot withdraw your hand.
Dude, your mom gave me the fuzzy handcuff last night. All I was trying to do was figure out if she had found the time to wax last night, and BAM, she snatch-grabs me and wouldn’t let go! I was stuck in that damn fuzzy handcuff for a full 3 minutes!
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When someone cums in your mouth but has hairy balls
I swallowed some fuzzy milk
Billy Strings did not like the 5 minute warning they were given until showtime so someone suggested 5 minutes til fuzzy rainbows instead. Billy liked that! Billy is fuzzy rainbows!
5 minutes until fuzzy rainbows!
Used in the Stage countdown before the first set starts at a Billy Strings concert.
(15 minutes 'till 8pm they announce: 15 minutes 'till fuzzy rainbows. At 5 minutes until fuzzy rainbows the crowd grew noticably excited.)
When you hump a fuzzy stuffed animal or a fuzzy pillow or a fuzzy blanket, etc.
I put a fuzzy hump on this girl yesterday. I laid a fuzzy pillow on her bum and started humping it, it felt good.
Ice cream that has melted and been re-frozen.
I found some ice cream in the freezer but it was fuzzy slippers.
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