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When your last name is Neff and someone decides that means your first name is Jeff. Usually happens when someone is reading your name off of a list.
Teacher: Jeff Neff.
Person: Here, but my name isn't Jeff
Teacher: oh sorry.
This word is essentially the exact same as fantastic. However, it is the word "fantastic" that is more "Jeff" oriented, any one named Jeff, Geoffrey, or Jeffrey is fine. If you spend a day with someone named Jeff or Jeffrey, and you had a good time, you had a "Jeff-tastic."
A good example of using this word in a sentence is "Wow, I had a Jeff-tastic time with him!"
A shay jeff is a very retarded entity that can be found wandering around on mnecraft servers hitting random blocks and has a disturbing skin of a human in the front and pure white on all other sides. If you have every encounter this rare being you are very lucky and can easily take advantage of his completely stupid actions such as wandering around in random directions breaking blocks occasionally and will try to attack you but fail miserably due to not having armor or any weapons, and he will keep coming back to attempt to kill you at random times but never will succeed.
Hey! Is that a shay Jeff!?!? Lets attack him and he what he has on him.
An unlucky Jeff has all quality’s of a normal Jeff, except not as handsome.
Girl1: hey is that Jeff?
Girl2: no he’s to ugly to be a Jeff. He’s an unlucky jeff
Girl1: but he’s so cool and funny! I would definently smash.
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A Wet Jeff is when you are smoking a bong and cough or laugh into the bong thus causing water to come out the tube and get on your pants.
Austin: "*cough cough*
OMG, there is water all over my leg!"
Dylan: "You just "Wet Jeffed!""
Thomas: "The first ever Wet Jeff!!!!"
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See Triple H but change the following:
"WWE" to "NWA TNA"
"Uses his wife" to "Uses his dad"
"Chris Jericho" to "A.J. Styles"
"Booker T" to "Ron Killings"
etc.
Double J = NWA TNA's version of Triple H
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(v.) to occupy two lanes while driving in the city so that a jerk driver can't pass you
this guy behind me is trying to sneak past using the parking lane! what an asshole! i'm gonna jeff gordon this motherfucker.
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