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When a man is forced to splash his own man juice onto a napkin and hold it out in front of him to defend himself from an attacker.
Bill - Did I heard your house got broken into...?
Dave - Yeah, but don't worry. While the burglar was rummaging around downstairs, I built a Phoenix Riot Shield to prevent him from coming into my Master Bedroom.
Bill - A cunning maneuver.
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The little drop of pre cum you get on the tip or your member when a girl gets you going but doesnt finish you off.
I was in the back room getting a mean handy from Alex when someone almost walked in. Obviously she wasn't down to finish me off so when I went to go pee, I saw a phoenix tear on my tip.
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The Phoenix is a mythological symbol of life, death, and rebirth. Stravinsky's Firebird serves as the inspiration for this exciting production that is sure to provide you with dramatic musical and visual possibilities and made by Randall Standridge
Our 2018 Marching Show is Phoenix Rising
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When your at the Phoenix open and you take a shit in the urinal while receiving a blow job the blue liquid splashes the girls chin giving her a blue beard
when i was at the open i gave 3 girls phoenix blue beards
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This school known for the stupidity, like people getting caught vaping in the bathroom, Halls always smell like weed, The whole school is drama. And what is up with the security?? Also why are the white girls always smoking signs? Don’t even get me started with the new school joining us. Also some of y’all need to stop stealing from the gas station and the dollar store. I get embarrassed walking in there now.
That ghetto ass school Kent Phoenix academy?
River Jude Phoenix, who died in the early 1990s, was a gifted actor in the 1980s and 1990s. You might recognize him as the older brother of Joaquin Phoenix. River was a proponent of animal rights, an environmentalist, and an actor. He was a true angel who was loving and generous, gracious, who would always go out of his way to support others. River was ahead of his time in his efforts to raise concerns about global warming and to put an end to animal cruelty; in particular, he was one of the first vegans in the 1980s, when few people knew what it meant. Stand By Me, Running On Empty, My Own Private Idaho, and Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade are just a few of his memorable films. His success in the film My Own Private Idaho with his best friend Keanu Reeves made him an LGBTQ icon. Many people came out as a result of his performance, and many speculated River himself was bisexual. He tragically died of an overdose on Halloween, 1993, as a result of drugs given to him by his friend John Frusciante that night. River Phoenix, on the other hand, will still be remembered as a symbol and a legend who deserved so much more.
River Jude Phoenix is a legend who deserved better.
Riley, Josh and Phoenix: haha get noob’d on bot me: mean mean cats!