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Prunus domestica, the European plum is a species of flowering plant in the family Rosaceae. A deciduous tree, it includes many varieties of the fruit trees known as plums in English, though not all plums belong to this species. The greengages and damsons also belong to subspecies of P. domestica.
Wow! That plum tree looks great! I'd love to just grab a plum and eat it!
In 1647, they tried to ban Christmas in Canterbury, England.
This led to the Plum Pudding Riots.
The Puritan government tried to cancel Christmas and insisted that shops be open on Christmas Day.
Few shops opened and the locals of Canterbury decided to play football instead with inflated pig bladders. The mob ripped through the streets of Canterbury paying particular attention to breaking windows. A game of football had turned into a full-blown riot. Plum pudding, mince pies and ale were enjoyed by most all.
Ban Christmas? Have you not heard of the Plum Pudding Riots?
Plum pudding with cream, spotted dick with custard, roly-poly with jam, gooseberry tart with ginger or hobnobs with chocolate?
Euphemism with sauce, please.
A Plum Junkie is a man who has a deep infatuation with his own testicles. He useually has no consideration to his accomplices and seems quite unaware of his bumbling ball banging daily passtime. Beware a Plum Junkie is a serial offender and wont stop at nothing to scratch that itch.
Hello everyone my names pete and Im a Plum Junkie
Where a male touches another mans Balls threw a set of tight jeans, making it appear as plums. Then fondling them until he ejaculates inside his pants and/or on the Touchers face.
Oh man, you are definatly the best plum toucher after that.
The term a person uses to discribe an incredibly stupid person.
Tom thought stitch from lilo and stitch, was a Pokémon character; therefore tommy is plum silly.
The sweet shape your balls make when kissing a surface while wearing a kilt without underwear.
"YEAH, that's my plum print on the bench."