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blueberry cunt muffien

A blueberry cunt muffien is an insalt for a woman who is being so much more then a cunt shes a blue waffle.

Shut up you blueberry cunt muffien.

by Schizo is effective February 12, 2018


in the mood for blueberries

deeply in love

I’m in the mood for blueberries”

by kerrishatesyou September 4, 2021


open blueberry

It is when you light a firecracker in a young child's anus

I just gave chad's son an open blueberry

by Blueberrydickleson January 29, 2018


Hot Blueberry

The act of tying a string around one's penis until it turns blue during intercourse.

Johnny: "Anyway, how is your sex life?"
Mark: "Pretty good. Just gave Lisa a good ole hot blueberry! I'm amazed my dick didn't fall off"

by Erect Cactus December 17, 2017


Funky Blueberry

A penis head that has had the circulation cut off.

These underwear are so tight they gave me a funky blueberry.

by Hot Hott hutt November 16, 2019


Blueberry Popsicle

When the dick is covered with a thin layer of ice and proceeds to have sex and melt the ice. After it has melted inside the vagina/ anus whichever you chose you drink it and swallow.

When Jimmy was thirsty for both sex and a beverage he decided to make a Blueberry Popsicle.

by Riley_17 January 20, 2015


Blueberry Rat

A delicious variation of rats that don't actually taste like blueberries.

Wow look at that rat! It's not blueberry tho. Blueberry rats are my favorite.

by anavallis May 13, 2021