A blueberry cunt muffien is an insalt for a woman who is being so much more then a cunt shes a blue waffle.
Shut up you blueberry cunt muffien.
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“I’m in the mood for blueberries”
It is when you light a firecracker in a young child's anus
I just gave chad's son an open blueberry
The act of tying a string around one's penis until it turns blue during intercourse.
Johnny: "Anyway, how is your sex life?"
Mark: "Pretty good. Just gave Lisa a good ole hot blueberry! I'm amazed my dick didn't fall off"
A penis head that has had the circulation cut off.
These underwear are so tight they gave me a funky blueberry.
When the dick is covered with a thin layer of ice and proceeds to have sex and melt the ice. After it has melted inside the vagina/ anus whichever you chose you drink it and swallow.
When Jimmy was thirsty for both sex and a beverage he decided to make a Blueberry Popsicle.
A delicious variation of rats that don't actually taste like blueberries.
Wow look at that rat! It's not blueberry tho. Blueberry rats are my favorite.