Antonio Brown

Another word for clown; a person who behaves in a foolish manner; nonsensical

How are you friends with Kevin? He's such an Antonio Brown.

Hey Will, what do you think of Gary?

He's one big Antonio Brown.

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brown down

This technique involves hovering about 2 feet over a public toilet and shitting all over the seat and surrounding floor. In some instances, one may wish to just shit on the floor, in a corner of the stall that is nowhere near the toilet. For added effect, smearing the shit all over the facilities could be useful, but it comes with a cost (shit on your hands). The first time I performed this move, I left a soiled pair of underwear hanging from the faucet. This move is similar to a wet down, but the use of feces ensures that this move will be remembered.

Guy 1: Oh man, this McD's gave me the McRuns so bad that I couldn't even finish my meal before I was running to the bathroom.
Guy 2: Well you shouldn't have eaten 6 double cheesburgers.
Guy 1: You're telling me. What's worse is that the toilet seat had piss on it.
Guy 2: Did you give Ronald McDonald a brown down?
Guy 1: Fuck yeah. I even left my soiled underwear hanging from the faucet.
Guy 1 and 2: Wicked!!!

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Brown Tiger

av. Prolonged use of Heroin, Scag, Junk, etc. Can cause latent philanthropical tendencies such as youth ministry or a motivational speaking at high schools.

-I rode that brown tiger for 15 years! It took me through a carnival of Hell and by the end I was barely even human. It was one hell of a smack bender.

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The brown touch

Similar to the Midas touch, but instead of everything they touch turning to gold, it turns to shit.

Did you see how bad Grant stuffed his latest project up? It was even worse that his previous catastrophe.

Yeah, he really has the brown touch.

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gordon brown

Taxes for fun
Wages down, out my money runs
Throughout the night, no cash in sight

Never a pound with Gordon Brown...

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Brenna Brown

A 17 year old girl from SoCal who has 600k followers on TikTok. Is absolutely drop-dead stunningly beautiful. Probably the only “good girl” you’ll ever find. Can do a really good moonwalk. Posts about politics and stuff.

Guy #1: Hey did you see that girl talking about politics on TikTok?
Brenna simp: Yeah that’s Brenna Brown, she’s so hot.

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To Chris Brown

To Chris Brown
When a man Brutally Beats a woman.
To Beat the shit out of someone.
Domestic Abuse

"Yo that girl totally got chris browned by that guy"
"that guy used to chris brown that girl but then he went to jail":

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