The Gear Shift

I am here to introduce a new and original wanking move I call it 'The Gear Shift'. In order to execute this move you will need to get to the point where your about to blow your load then swiftly release your dick from your hand wait for 1 and a half seconds precisely grab your dick again from the bottom 3 strokes then push the cum out. Once mastered you will gain a new level of mastery in the field, with enough precision the load can pierce straight through the skull and be fatal USE WITH CAUTION! Bringing all new levels of pleasure to the game. Thank me later boys. Welcome to THE GEAR SHIFT!

"Ahhh shit im gonna blow *gear shift* AHHHHHHHHHHH! POWERRRRRR LOADDDDDDDDDD"

The Gear Shift is the perfect execution for finishing a wank

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gears in motion

A plan that has just be started.

i have the gears in motion for april fools.

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shit the gear

Someone is very frightened. Drugs are often reffered to as "gear" and drug mules commonly swallow condoms containing drugs to get them through airport security. Some drug mules get scared and they poop out the drugs before passing through border control, thus the term "shit the gear" was born.

I rang him up to have a go at him and he shit the gear and hung up on me!

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Gears of Chores

A sticky situation in which a nerd must decide between the popular video game Gears of Wars and household chores, usually enforced by the nerd's mother.

"DWAYNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNE"

"Yo."

"WHATCHA DOING, DWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYNE?"

"Playing Gears of Chores bro."
"SUCKS TO BE YOU, DAAAWWWAYYYYNE!"

"DWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYNE, ARE YOU PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AGAIN!???!!?!?" - mother
"No mother, I am serving the empire. I shall finish the chores by late afternoon." - slave

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Shit Gear

The definition of all good gear.

You think that gear is good but it is really shit gear.

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grease the gears

Trying to decide on time and place to have some pre drinks before a night of debauchery

Hey boys/ladies where are we going "grease the gears" tonight?

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gear boggles

originally a product response to the blank look left on the face of wearers of a Samsung GearVR virtual reality headset. Gear Boggles (www.gearboggles.com) are entertaining faceplate stickers. Now broadly applied to any faceplate sticker used on a virtual reality headset. Inspired by the term: Beer Goggles.

Bob looked stupid wearing that VR headset until he got those Gear Boggles. I like the cat eyes best.

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