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Expensive AF mask for frontliners
"Mikey is every day looking more like a man"
"He is wearing a Vanguard Mask"
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after a long hard sporting event, the athlete takes the cup out of his jock strap, and procedes to shove the cup over a fellow teamates nose and mouth.
fuck that asshole, i hated when rich gave me that gas mask last summer
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When you take a girls' virginity and she bleeds on your penis thus masking it in crimson.
Dude, me and Lauren went upstairs at this party and I fucked her until I got a crimson mask.
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If someone is being a TOTAL gimp, you can give them a space mask! this refers to the process of them being such a gimp, that they are wearing a gimp mask that came from space! One can apply this mask to them by pointing to the sky, and making a "shhhhh" noise to simulate the mask approaching their face. you finish applying by facing your palm to their face and saying " hrrrrrrrr " or just " BOOOM " simulating the mask hitting there face, or indeed, several masks, depending on the level of their gimpdom.
Wearers can avoid being hit by the mask, if they are familiar with the process of a space mask, if they simulate the motion of batting it away with a Mask bat. ( the same way you would hit a baseball ) if they can " bat " the mask away before the applicator has simulated the mask actually hitting their face, then the applicator must recieve the space mask.
Boy 1: i just did SOO much drugs
Boy 2: hey, look in the sky * points to sky * shhhhhhh
Boy 1: what, i cant see anything?
Boy 2: * faces palm to boy 1's face * HRRRRRRR!!!!
Boy 1: oooh fuck ive been masked up!
or in some cases
Boy 1: I just did SOOOO much drugs
Boy 2: Hey, look in the sky * points to sky * shhhhhhhh
Boy 1: * grips bad, and smashes the space mask as it approaches *
Boyy 2: Oh fuck sake! now ive got the space mask
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Put a ball over each of the persons eyes and lay your dick down their nose.
Stacey was passed out so I took a pic of her wearing a war mask.
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To take a persons head and pull it to your ass and fart on their face.
I just gas masked Anthony. LOL
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when you stretch out a girls vagina and put your head inside as to wear her as if she was a mask
my girlfriends pussy still hurts
from what my dear friend?
my penis and the halloween mask
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