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Lydia Situation

A situation, so random and out of the norm, that you can only class it as a Lydia situation.

Lydia stayed the night at a guys house (who's she's seeing) and wakes up to a random guy in the room on the DJ decks jamming out. "That's a Lydia situation!"

by Not a Neek January 23, 2022


squirrel situation

When there is an ugly or large girl who is after your nuts. This is the term used for people who don't watch gay shows like jersey shore.

Man this fat chicks after my nuts, i got a serious squirrel situation here.

by eazyG June 1, 2011


to Lalic a situation

Examples for when someone lalices a situation:

- to be personally offended when someone

points out a mistake that you made

- to annoy people with useless facts about your

car/ unfunny shows/...

- to blow your nose to the beginning of Jason

Derulos song 'In my Head'

- to whine about anything

- basically to destroy everyones will to live

Definition: to Lalic a situation/lah_lich/ would mean a person killing a certain Vibe by just being present

Person1: " Hey did you see that tall annoying guy Peter that was talking to us?"

Person2: "Yeah, he really laliced the situation man"

by RareStonerPepe September 22, 2017


cluster situation

Business speak for cluster fuck. When everything is a complete mess.

Congress, what a cluster situation.

by squeeezmosgirl January 7, 2014


situation-specific complement

A complement that is worded so that it only applies in the situation the complement is given.

"You look pretty today"

"You were so good this time!"

"I had fun with you tonight"

"This is such a good picture of you!"

"Haley's always giving me situation-specific complements! Like she never just complements me, she has to say 'right now' at the end which basically implies that I suck most of the time and she's surprised that I'm not totally fucking up at the moment"

by omfggafbsrgdfty October 19, 2013


In your situation

The sweetest angel walking on Earth that despite being busy with a family and another kid on the way, always goes the extra mile for her everyone. Good? Happy?

Are you sure you can do that in your situation?

by HalfManHalfAmazing077 April 29, 2023


situational crime

crime that is committed when an opportunity is there for the criminal to commit it.

a relatively new concept of preventing this type of crime is Situational Crime Prevention (SCP), which is when methods are used to reduce the number of opportunities available for criminals to commit crimes

Oh, that CCTV camera definitely helped prevent a situational crime
The room's empty, no one's expected, perfect time to commit a situational crime

by titaniyum August 30, 2017