august 1

august 1 is National Girlfriend Day!

hey baby today is august 1 so here's some flowers

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July 1

You love summer don't you 👀 you are a lucky person I means that you will never have your b day on a school day (I love you full homo)

Lily: Your b day is on July 1 you are so lucky
Chris: I know right

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September 1

People born on this day are extremely talented, passionate but the biggest crackheads you'll ever meet. They'll fite for you but don't mess with them bc they are most likely to know karate and whoop yo ass.

P1: Dudee they're good ate everything
P2: they must be born on September 1st

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december 1

This is the day beautiful souls were born. When you see someone born on this day you’ll know they’re a gem. They are funny, loyal, and exciting to be around.

“OMG! It’s that guy born on December 1”
“He’s so amazing”
“Well duh he was born on December 1”

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June 1

June 1
Likewise to a guy born on june 1 a girl born on june 1 will fucking slay u in bed. Like fucking marry her if u wanna be destroyed. Also she’s so fucking hot like has the fattest ass

I mean my girl was born on june 1 it makes sense that she gives great head

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person 1

Individual often cited in examples. Person 1 has been seen doing a wide range of acts such as asking "What's up;" going to AA meetings; and even voting for george w bush

Person 1: Why do people keep on saying I do all these stupid things? Can't they think of someone else to use in their examples?

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That 1 Guy

Stage name of Mike Silverman, a musician who plays a 7-foot-tall contraption named "The Magic Pipe", a fusion of an organ pipe and components from a standup bass, a guitar, an electric bass, as well as an array of buttons producing a vast number of noises. His style is best described as avant-garde, and his lyrics are humorous and seemingly random.

"Did you catch That 1 Guy's new album?"
"Yeah.... it had 3 songs on it devoted to fruit."