sex with strings

A BASS GUITAR only the sexyist instrument IN THE WORLD SHAAAAAA

An epiphone SG shortscale, Blood red oooohhhhh yeeaaaa

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pussy strings

pubes on a girls pussy, jus a word i made up and now im claimin it

ill snatch ur mum by da pussy strings and yell "ged ova heeere"

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String beaning

When you let a long string of shit come out of your dick into a girls butthole.

Me and my chick just recently started string beaning.

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man string

a g string made for a person of the male persuasion....

"oh my goodness!! that mans man-string is showing.... what a hoe-bag!!"

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Dick String

A long string that you attach to your penis for men who are too fat to find/reach it otherwise. Comes in handy for those intimate moments or when going pee. Will also be marketed in cool patterns for holiday seasons, and camoflauge/blaze orange for outdoorsmen. The slogan is "It's fashionable, functional and in some cases even offers protection!" (In the case of the hunter: no one will shoot off your willy in the woods when you've got the blaze orange model!)

Maybe I should lose some weight, I can't see my penis anymore.." "No way dude, go buy a Dick String!

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string theory

If a man walks for long enough, his boxers of briefs will turn into strings aka a thong. This can cause much annoyance once it strikes as it has the tendency to frequently reoccur.

A guy to his friend in the street: "Oh man, hold on. I got some serious string theory going on!"

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String Brother

A cross between a hipster, prep and jock . Usually plays and instrument and is in school band. Always popular and only hangs out with a small group of people.

WOW ! Chris was hanging out with the string brother kids today ...

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