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A place in the Guantanamo Bay U.S. Naval Base in Cuba where Islamic terrorist go to be pampered in relative luxury (relative from where they came that is)
Guests are given a Free Koran and prayer rug upon arrival.
Amenities include three professionaly prepared meals a day, opertunities to pray to allah five times a day and a warm bed.
Rack rates are reasonable as they only require your cooperation in questioning. Failure to cooperate will not get you kicked out though... The most they will do will turn off the air conditioning (or leave it on) but it's not as bad as getting your head cut off with a dul knife while you're still awake!
I was in afganistan shooting at those marines, I got caught and they sent me to Club Gitmo... Man am I relaxed now, I think I'll get captured again!!!
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When someone says something that you agree with, you say "join the club".
Man, I think Allen is such a douche.
join the club.
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Written by Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club is one of the best books I have ever read. This man is a fucking genius and deserves many awards. The movie is equally awesome.
I hate how people misunderstand it as just some way for dickhead guys to hurt eachother. If you actully took the time to think about the movie (without just thinking about the uber-coolness of the fighting) you would realise it's about Jack being emotionally challenged and not wanting to live his own life so he has to make up this kind of alter-life: Tyler Durden.
READ THE BOOK! IT ROCKS!
WATCH THE MOVIE! IT ROCKS!
READ HIS OTHER BOOKS TOO! You won't regret it.
Fight Club is fucking awesome. I wish I could have sex with it.
I think about Fight Club and touch myself.
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A movie that everyone in high school can relate to.
Quick Summary -
Four types of people: a brain, an athlete, a basketcase, a princess, and a criminal. They all spend saturday detention in the library for 8 hours. At first they seem to have nothing in common and all just want to get it over with..
But throughout the movie, they help each other out in little ways and open up about their lives to each other & they realise they're not that different.
I didn't really understand it when i was younger
But now I lovveeee it :D
Best 80's film xx
Bender: Remember how you said your parents use you to get back at each other?
Wouldn't I be OUTSTANDING in that capacity?
Brian: I'm a fucking idiot because I can't make a lamp?
John Bender: No. You're a genius because you can't make a lamp
Brian: Chicks cannot hold their smoke, dat's what it is.
Allison: When you grow up, your heart dies.
Bender: Who cares?
Allison: .... I care.. <3
John Bender: (reading cover) .. Moe-lay really pumps my nads.
Claire: Moliere :)
Andrew: We're all pretty bizarre. Some of us are just better at hiding it, that's all.
Person: We watched The Breakfast Club in english, you remind me of allison
other person: HA!
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The place to go when you want to get laid. A village of fun parties and constant life.
Lets go to Club Med I haven't gotten laid in weeks.
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membership to purchase medicinal marijuana.
BAY AREA REPRESENT
im getin herb over at the cannibus club
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A place where ClUB@ng@$zz, GU!D0O$Szz && th33 f!N3STtt CluBH3@d$ss/ !nF@m0UsZZ fCCKKSzz aree found. Its a place where 25 year olds get with 13 year olds wearing fishnet stockings as shirts and lingerie from victoria's secret as shorts; the basic attire of most girls at abyss, unless of course your parent stays in the parking lot, you wear REAL clothes, and you pay $25 to stand there and make fun of all the sluts you see. Its basically a walking STD if you decide to get with anyone.
girl: mom can i go to a teen night at club abyss?
mom" well, honey, whos gonna be htere?
girl: only the whole schoolll !
mom: okay get on a t-shirt and jeans and ill take you,
girl: brings a spare change or clothes aka lingerie in her purse
later onn...
guido: (jumps on girls ass and starts dry humping her)
girl: wtfff are you doingggg?
gido: hey beautiful. is that a mirror in your pants cause i think i see myself in them.
girl: wanna take this someplace private?
guido: no, right here is fine.
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