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Typical private school in Braintree, Ma; prison and meeting place for upper middle class white kids into drinking, drugs, sex, other illegal activities, and of course sports; girls worship the STD filled hockey boys, and boys chase after the skankiest underclassmen they can find; popular junior girls dress like they came straight out of the talbots catalog (not a good thing); the teachers can be cool, but most fall into the category of drug addicts, or dykes; their leader Mr. Clarke heads their nazi regime to braiknwash the youth of america and tourture those who try and be diffrent.
common TA phrases
"Omg his hockey mullet is soo hot."
"I love your sweater vest!, did u get it at talbots?"
"Man that weed made me thrirsty, pass my Nalgene water bottle."
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dont fucking come to this god forsaken place. you will dip excessively, pop pills even if you have never done any drugs before, and masturbate constantly.
i would rather go to prison because atleast there is sex there, than go to bridgton academy
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tabor academy:
best private high school!!!!
Everything about it is amazing.
Oh, and boarders are better.
Person #1: "you go to Tabor Academy?"
Person #2: "wow.... i'm jealous"
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A small, private Catholic school in katonah, ny. The school has drastically changed in the past few years and students who have left are EXTREMELY bitter. Full of new, qualified teachers and a student body which is school spirit and very kind. Many extracurriculars such as soccer, basketball, softball, competetive swimming, chess club, drama, robotics, baseball, track, debate, choir, yearbook club, and more. If you attend, or have a family member attending the school you can attest to it's stong communal and familial spirit.
student: did you see all those rude posts about our school, The Montfort Academy?
student2: yeah that's why i'm writing this definition.
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A private catholic highschool located in Lisle, IL. Made up of many stuck up rich white kids, but also has some kids who didn't have an easy financial ride getting in. Tons of competition to fit in from rich kids, if you're not financially well off yourself. Stick with the right crowd and you'll be fine. Many great programs, ok sports, and lots of pretty smart kids graduating.
"Hey, you go to Benet Academy?"
"yeah"
"oh you're one of those"
"not me, I'm not a rich stuck up fuck like the others"
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The Columbus Academy is the "premier" private school of Columbus, Ohio. It is cooler than CSG, because we are co-ed. (haha unis) The students there are all extremely amazing or hilarious, or they would not be admitted. (hint, hint people who aspire to be us)
Girl A: "My friend goes to Columbus Academy"
Girl B: "I wish I was there, and a viking, not some mythical creature."
Girl A: "Yeah...... they're lucky, their mascot exists!"
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The home to many "pole up ass" teachers, some men, some women, and Mr. Dunne who we're not too sure about. The home to "collar up" pink shirt and kaki wearing bitches who prance around as if it were a dockers commercial. The home to several dealers of the power flower who find it amusing to rip off retards who dont know crap about the power flower to begin with (shhh! dont tell Fred!) The home to the largest percentage of caucasian white males in any school on the face of this earth. If Mao Zedong saw our school, he would bomb us within minutes. The home to several girls where the rules that apply are: The hotter and sluttier you are, the cooler you are and the higher chance you'll get to give steam to a hockey stud.
This is my home... and i want to shit terds on it
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