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A person obsessed with anything and everything having to do with Barbara Joan Streisand. Sings a song from her at least once a day and tries to donate his or her time to anything Barbra-homepage is probably www.barbrastreisand.com or www.simplystreisand.com
streisand addict: "OMG was she amazing or what?"
anonymous:"Yeah she does have a pretty good voice and she is a very good actress'
streisand addict: "You mean like the best actress in the world-and the best singer!!"
anonymous:"Uh yeah..I guess-why are you hugging your lingerie?"
streisand addict: "There not mine there Barbra's I bought them online for $600.00-and (begins to weep)-it was worth every penny".
anonymous: (starts to walk back very slowly)
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Brainwashed human (typically from the Western hemisphere) that believes that they cannot live without the trappings of western life. Eg: they will exhibit extremely neurotic behaviour if they are ever without their mobile-phone, television, gameboy, i-pod, fast-food, car, make-up etc.
Extra Terrestrial 1: These humans are funny creatures - they could live in perfect harmony with their planet but instead they choose to create systems and structures that become huge distractions from the truth.
ET 2: Yes, then they become addicted to that which they have created. I think that makes them system addicts just like the now extinct Grippolians.
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A kid who is addicted to watching fortnite and Ninja.
FORTNITE ADDICT
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Somebody who is addicted to the sight, sound and smell of faeces.
Steve: There was a noise in the room, I looked round and James was watching me taking a Tom turd.
Ethan : Yeah bro, that chaps got poo addiction.
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See Red Hot Chili Peppers guitarist.
Dave Navarro and John Frusciante were both huge heroin addicts.
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a person who is addicted to pornographic images or videos or any other sexual content
joe stop watching all that porn your becoming a porno addict
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