Someone who constantly talks about things that nobody cares about, such as the Minecraft Nether Update, and WAIFUS.
If you are required to be within the presence of an Alex, especially larger weeb ones, run very fast. VERY FAST AND FAR.
I have to be within 10 metres of Alex today. Can't wait for him to start talking about random irrelevant topics.
Alex is probably the first friend you made in secondary school, he is by far the smartest in your friend group and is the ultimate computer whizz. he has a good sense of humour yet he keeps most of his jokes PEGI 13. he does not say much about his personal life and he is the kind of friend you go to when you need the answer to a maths question. oh and he LOVES minecraft
Alex shut up you big brained pillok
Alex ...... is a handsome guy but he is always horny and he make me horny ... but idk just something about him is so calming yet so mysterious and hot idk how to explain it but yeah he never like to talk about his emotions much but his really sad and just puts on a fake smile but when you see his real smile it's so cute makes you wanna kiss him its not like I'm in love with him but I am in a way is very confusing but yeah. sometimes think about him in a different way like him grabbing you pushing you up against the wall sliding his tongue in you mouth and being to make out buy yeha
An absolute spud, pretty small and derpy. Way smaller compared to someone named Harrison. Pretty cute tho. Midget.
THE GOATTTT!!! he's the great at archer battles.
me: alex THE GOATTTT!!! he's the great at archer battles.
Alex - a definition for a girl
Alex is an amazing friend. She’ll keep alll your secrets. She’s got tough love, and she’s beautiful. All the boys want her, she has dark brown straight hair and deep blue eyes. She’s loyal and trustworthy. She’s got a ton of friends and she’s short.
Dude 1 : Who’s that girl? She’s so pretty
Dude 2 : Oh that’s Alex, everyone wants her