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The brunette cockblock from Disney's Austin & Ally. She LOVES love, writing songs alongside overnight pop sensation Austin Moon, and tormenting us Auslly shippers by acting like a total bitch to Austin all the time. Also, her oblivion toward Austin's love for her is quite annoying. Other than that, she is the cutest and most adorable fictional character yet.
austin moon: hi ally I love you
ally dawson: aw I LOVE love. Love is amazing! I wish I had someone that loved me so. Don't you?
austin moon: um... yah
ally dawson: so, you were saying something?
austin moon: uh... I just... um.... oh fuck just fuck this shit bye
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Allie Brosh is the incredibly funny blogger behind Hyperbole And A Half. She is also quite sexy and deserves to be a famous billionaire.
I had a dream that I was stuck in an elevator with Allie Brosh and two Velociraptors. I, of course, saved her life so that she could keep entertaining the masses with her hilarious blog.
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A fullfledged, diehard feminist, who eats, breaths, and sleeps the tenets of feminism.
Carol Gilligan is such an Allie Baca Allie!
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ally lotti means finding the best fucking person ever. they are your soulmate
YO! guess what?! i found my ally lotti<3
HOLY SHIT CONGRATS
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Ally Brooke is a Mexican-American singer and former member of the multiplatinum girl group Fifth Harmony. She was usually called Allysus by her fans but she’s now the baddest bitch (go watch Low Key music video). She is a Qeen and a diva. She loves the song “I get on my knees” by Jaci Velasquez, because she doesn’t just get ok her knees to pray...
Allynizer1: Wow did you listen to Ally Brooke’s new song Low Key?
Allynizer2: Yeah! That bitch is awesome!
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“Hey man do you know what deyoungs quiz today is about?”
“no let me look at Allie Merz’s Quizlet”
A great bargain, low price, or sale found on a good or service
Jane : Cool shirt John!
John: Thanks! I got an Ally McDeal on it too. Only 3 bucks!