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A recovering alternative kid that is angsty usually a part of the lgbt community that now found country music during their search to find god but has discover that they are not one or the other they or both therefore they are an alternative lumberjack
Guy 1: Yo that chick is something , I want to know more about her
Guy 2: goooo for it she’s one of those alternative lumberjacks 😉
Lana Del Rey.
Lana Del Rey is Thee Queen of Alternative Pop
Person1:Who is the queen of alternative pop?
Person2:Lana Del Rey.
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I was in a mood to lower my IQ, so I listened to an alternative physics podcast.
Jack-off January
Fuck-time February
Masturbating March
Anal April
Moaning May
Jizzing June
Juicy July
Ate-out August
Sucking September
Ovulating October
Nutting November
Dick-riding December
I am participating in Ate-out August instead of No Nut November this year.
Yo bro, you trying the Alternative NNN Calendar this year?
Yeah of course bro.
Jack-off January
Fuck-time February
Masturbating March
Anal April
Moaning May
Jizzing June
Juicy July
Ate-out August
Sucking September
Ovulating October
Nutting November
Dick-riding December
I am participating in Ate-out August instead of No Nut November this year.
Yo bro, you trying the Alternative NNN Calendar this year?
Of course bro, i am always up for a challenge.
A few unhappy endings that an audience wouldn't like that would turn Good Will Hunting from a comedy to something else are Matt Damon doesn't go to California to look for the girl, she cries inconsolable for a short while, then marries another guy, while Matt Damon stays in Boston going to Little League games long enough for Ben Affleck to follow through on his promise of killing him (a fact and not a threat in his words). Ben Affleck would think he was doing the world a favor, kind of like the Of Mice and Men story, and puts a bullet in the back of his head down by the river, dropping his body to the bottom. Another possibility Robin Williams provided was for Matt Damon to become another unabomber, perhaps he puts a bomb in the mailbox for Skylar's husband to open, but instead of him being the one to check the mail that day, Skylar is disfigured forever or killed by the bomb when she opens the mailbox, and Matt Damon has to live with that for the rest of his life. There's more possibilities than just those two that nobody explored.
An alternate Good Will Hunting ending would have been more interesting than the one the audience got.
The name of a wonderful cult started by Klaus Hargreeves, also includes sex swings.
Person: what the fuck is going on over there?
Me: oh, that’s just Klaus’s cult, the alternative spiritual community