I am dick

When doing something that would fall under the terms of general douchebaggery, or other rambunctiousness, a person might use I am dick. Very similar to how someone would call themselves a dick jokingly, because that's exactly what it is. Commonly used online.

Origins are unclear, but are often thought to stem from a

anti-bullying Facebook post typo that was quickly spread across popular culture.

Note that I am dick and its variants are NOT used as insults.

Also used:
You/He am dick - When joking about another person.
I/You wam dick - When you did something I am dickish in the past.

GUY 1: Hey man, can you come over and help my mom move tomorrow?
GUY 2: Sorry, I'll actually be busy lying on my couch doing nothing.
GUY 1: She's 85...
GUY 2: Yeah. I am dick.

BUDDY 1: We're out of marshmellows. Can you go grab some more?
BUDDY 2: What? Why?
BUDDY 1: I threw them in the fire as a sacrifice.
BUDDY 2: You am dick.

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I AM X

Chris Corner's solo project. musically is a cross between Detroit or Berlin techno escapades, Prince or Roxy Music's pop, and the electronic universe of Cabaret Voltaire. Chris' voice, of course, brings the production to another level.

I AM X's "Kiss and Swallow" is a very good album.

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I am game

im for it. yeah. yes. sure. ok.

"wanna have sex?"
"im game"

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I am depressed

I think heavy from tf2 is sad, and will soon comit sudoku

I am depressed! Listen here pal I'm an engineer I don't fix problems, SLAM!

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I am the table

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I am the table is the best Metallica meme, and also James Hetfield is the best table.

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i am beautiful

Read it out loud! It's true!!!

I am beautiful

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i am hated

the term applies to and not limited to outcasts who are ok with being outcasts also a song from slipknot on the album iowa

i am hated= im not pretty and im not cool but im fat ugly and proud so fuck you

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