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Someone who gives anal to a big daddy
Did you hear about santa's anal elf's?
A pale, bipedal mammal. Often morbidly obese. Often named Chris and thrive in any habitat that’s within close proximity to a large group of small children.
Man, Chris is always drinking Chinese aloe water. He is such an ass elf.
Wild elves are hardier that their cousins and have a reputation for being fierce, indomitable warriors. Wild elves aren't noted for their brains.
legolas isn't one of these
Well , she's just amazing, caring , and beautiful, no matter how hard life can be she's always there to for anyone in need , that what makes her special, with her glasses she's just an angel but for whatever reason(i assume her dump bf) she thinks that they make her look weird !!
And if you ever met her , just don't lose her .
When sone one jumps or tackles a person taller or bigger then them.
"He stole Mea's math book!"
"She's gonna elf-jump him I swear. "
"She's so short. "