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Beer selection anxiety disorder (BSAD) refers to the frustration and anxiety that beer drinkers frequently experience when confronted with too many choices. It is many times thought of as a sort of "Beer ADD."
Those who drink light beer day in and day out, or who
just buy "whatever's on sale," tend to be the least affected.
It was Janna's first trip to Big Bubba's Beer Barn.
Although she had intended to merely latch onto her usual
12-pack of Panther Piss Pilsner, she began to feel overwhelmed as she stood transfixed at the dizzying array
of microbrews, lagers, porters, stouts, and Belgian Abbey
ales.
Unbeknownst to Janna, she was experiencing the onset of
beer selection anxiety disorder.
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A person who becomes anxious when making a phone call or when someone is calling them, resulting in them screening the call or just texting as a result . Most commonly seen with millennials who much rather text than make or answer a phone call.
"What's with you constantly screening my calls, we were just texting one another?"
"You clearly have PCA (Phone Call Anxiety)"
The anxiety you feel before posting or tweeting something you are not sure you should be, or posting something that is so important (for an organization for example) that it makes you very anxious.
I really want to post this, but not sure whether I should or not. I have total sma (Social Media Anxiety)...
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Google Doc Anxiety Disorder is the mind and body's reaction to writing, editing, or working in a Google doc that has other people in it. It's the sense of uneasiness, distress, or dread you feel while trying to type with other people virtually watching you. A certain level of anxiety helps us stay alert and aware, but for those suffering from a Google Doc Anxiety Disorder, it feels far from normal - it can be completely debilitating in the workplace, school, or casual atmosphere.
I was trying to finish the monthly marketing report this morning, but Karen was in the Google doc, so I panicked because of my Google Doc Anxiety Disorder.
When you send a text and you wait anxiously for a reply. Mainly when sending to a person you are interested in or apologizing for a ridiculous action committed the night before in a drunken state.
8:30am -{You} "Hey (insert hot chick's name here), nice meeting you last night. Lets go out for a drink later this week."
9:00am-
10:00am- {you mention to your friend} I texted the hottie I met last night when i woke up this morning and she hasn't responded.
{friend} Damn bro, you got some serious ATA (Awaiting Text Anxiety). She probably was so drunk she hasn't got outta bed yet.
11:00am-
3:15pm- {Her} "Who is this?"
3:16pm- {You} damn
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An uneasy or stressful feeling that is easily foreseen and equally avoidable.
I like how they look but there's too much Potential Unnecessary Anxiety with that group of girls.
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A person who has anxiety about not having a reliable source of dick (absent dick anxietny).
My girlfriend hates me but won’t break up with me because she has ADA (absent dick anxiety).
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