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atheist

Someone who rejects the use of God to explain nature due to its irrelevance.

Atheist: Why does God let children die of starvation everyday?

Believer: The Lord works in mysterious ways.

Atheist: That's just an excuse for not knowing what the hell you're talking about.

by pfranklin89 September 7, 2010

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atheists

Satanists.

They spend all of their time bitching and whining about Christ and the bible.

They are demon-possessed OBSSESSED about badmouthing Christ and the bible.

They also are under the misguided delusion that science is infallible.

by HELL AWAITS May 3, 2005

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atheist

One who hates Christians

"lets go cuss some christians out on our blog and make youtube videos about them since we are atheist.

by ghghghghghaaaa January 30, 2009

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atheist

The fool. Even a fool could know what a fool is. A fool is a very stupid,extremely dumb,and incredibly ignorant human being. As in `duh, what is reality?`
The fool knows not that he is a fool unless he reads Psalm 53.1 then he can find out from God himself what he is, which would be `the fool`

`There is no God says the fool in his heart.` Psalm 53.1 and there you have it, folks, from God himself. An atheist is `THE fool` not `a` fool, but `the` fool. A person actully singled out by God and called `the` fool for saying `there is no God` And that is what God calls him for saying such a thing.
The Bible is called `the Book`, so I guess you get the message here about the atheist being `the fool`.

by Atheist shunner January 23, 2007

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atheist

a person who needs to actually read the most amazing book, the bible. And until then just needs to shut up.

Atheist: God says that he made the world in 17 minutes

Smart person: Have you even read the bible.

Atheist: Well umm...I read the front title...

Smart person: Until you read it shut up

by aitbcitw November 22, 2011

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atheist

A person who has given up faith in religions or any high science, and relys on their 5 senses, basic instincts and material science to determine what they believe.
Side affects: -may not see a difference between humans and animals.
-May believe in survival of the fittest or other rules of nature.
-may not find a purpose in life, or believe in an afterlife.

Atheist: "Wait a second, its scientificly impossible to have a man in the clouds, therefore, God doesn't exist at all."

by Jerry J. October 10, 2005

50๐Ÿ‘ 217๐Ÿ‘Ž


atheist

Something that a lot of people claim to be. However they don't seem to exist on a battlefield or in a hospital emergency room.

Dave was always claimed to be an atheist and how he did not believe in God until he nearly died in a violent mugging. When he was praying to God to spare his life.

by ericlebo April 18, 2011

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