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August 17th

National Sausage Day.
Give Someone A Sausage, Don't Be Shy You Know You Want To.
Info:
Sausage Day- A Day Where You Give Someone A Sausage.

Girl: Hi! Happy August.
Boy: Hi. Did You Know August 17th Is National Sausage Day?
Girl: What Is That?
Boy: Oh You Don't Understand, Take A Sausage.

by Tia :) December 5, 2020


August 2

Leo zodiac that can’t absorb why their birthday isn’t a national holiday. Must involve a “man” , “cake” , “Baloon” & acceptable weather

Iman is born on August 2 she is a definite leo

by TheBlueLeo April 17, 2019

57👍 11👎


2 August

Weirdest funniest person your will ever meet

What is there birthday 🎂 2 August

That explains it

by Your ma 🤦‍♀️😂❤️ December 6, 2019

46👍 8👎


august 24

This birthday is for the people destined to meet Tom Holland. They are super talented and cute and yes i made this because i need some self confidence

Person 1: Hey! When’s your birthday?
Person 2: August 24th why?
Person 1: OMG you’re gonna meet Tom Holland. And you’re super cute.

Person 2: Aww thanks

by amazing sushi November 4, 2019

50👍 9👎


August 6

Only the baddest bitches were born on August 6. If u mess wit em.. good luck son

If y born in august 6 u automatically a bad bitch.

You don’t fight, you press charges.

by BADDD BLEEP November 18, 2020

29👍 5👎


August 23

Day 1 National Kobe days. On this day the Greatest to ever play the game of basketball was born. #forthementality #mambamentality

What’s August 23rd
The day kobe was born

by Nate Workman January 27, 2020

13👍 1👎


AUGUST 20

if you were born on this day youre the best person and you deserve the world ❤🥵

"youre born on august 20th ? FUCKIN MINT ! I LOVE YOU BITCH"

by maddie daddy suck pp October 24, 2019

14👍 1👎