cock bagel

A horribly degrading insult.

Vineet: You spelled my name wrong you Cock Bagels!
Peter: Sorry man.
Chris: *starts crying*

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french bagel

The sexual act of ejaculating on to a rectum, and then eating the seman out of the rectum.

Last night, during intercourse I gave my wife the old french bagel, it was delicious.

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cream on a bagel

a certain amount of men stand around a bagel and they all try to ejaculate. the last man to cum has to eat the bagel.

bob, steve, donnie, and jake start to jack off around a bagel and they all cum but steve so steve eats the bagel thats why its called cream on a bagel

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Bagel Boy

A slang or slander term for professional skateboarder Tony Hawk

Did you another endorsement Bagel Boy signed?

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Boca Bagel

The art of putting Philadelphia cream cheese around the lips of a woman's vagina and adding lox to the pelvic region.

Steven could not wait to get home to have a boca bagel.

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African Bagel

A sex position in which the women places her legs behind her head, and the man penetrates her through the rear and pulls out to ejaculate on her. It is highly favored among African tribe leaders.

Bitch you better get down and African Bagel.
or
They were doing the African Bagel all night long.

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jew bagel

a person who acts like a jew

Alex: Jason you fuckin jew bagel you stole my kill you Persian whore

Jason: Alex what?

Jack: Did that five year old just say jew bagel and Persian whore

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