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you have been banned from twitter

A sweet message of relief, from the moderators of twitter. Usually happens to white, straight males who don't support furries, pedophilia, zoophilia, hates dream and bts, and who don't post and like 478 minion memes a day. the person that reported them are probably named Katrina and their bio is 28, lesbian, Capricorn, furry, single, gamers are racist and sexist, #KILLALLMEN.

Chad: I got banned from twitter for saying that I like videogames. I feel great!
Kevin: bro... can i be you? You have been banned from twitter, you are so lucky.

by average skate 3 enjoyer February 17, 2022


U r ban Dictionary Ads

The best or worst thing you can see. Sometimes it would be a normal friendly ad. Other times, you get these dirty thoughts looking at these smart ads. Seriously, keep it up U r ban dict!

One of the U r ban Dictionary Ads had a hentai supergirl and i'm like "Should I block this ad or just look at it?

by GetStraightBlasted February 17, 2021


if Trump can be banned, the devil can be canned

Anything you can do, I can do better

If trump can be banned, the devil can be canned is a useful euphemism

by Sexydimma November 25, 2021


Former UN Secretary General Ban Ki Moon

The owl shown in the Tom Scott video called "How Weird Is My Audience? I Polled 15,408 People To Find Out

Person 1: Is that Clovenhorn, Destroyer of Mars?
Person 2: No! It's Former UN Secretary General Ban Ki Moon! (*tom dying of laughter in the corner*)

by .mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq098 December 28, 2020


Hitler Gets Banned From Xbox Live

A piece of shit video on Youtube uploaded by under the username of "Bowlch". I fail to see how the video is funny, and if anyone else makes fun of Hitler, they would need a fucking life. It's not funny, it's stupid and a failure.

Kid: "Hitler Gets Banned From Xbox Live is so funny!"

This is what I'll say: "Yeah right, it's shit and you know that but you just don't have enough knowledge in history."

by Bobby Seeliger May 23, 2008


Ban Old-Sport-Gamer-2 Day

On December 21th Old Sport Gamer 2 must be permanently banned from everywhere and anything

old-sport-gamer-2: 69 69 funny number big chungus 69
ServerOwner: tomorrow is Ban Old-Sport-Gamer-2 Day, therefore you are getting banned
old-sport-gamer-2: what the fuck

by BestialCreeper December 18, 2020


You have been permanently banned from r/dankmemes

When gay mods on r/dankmemes like your post.

Dang it the mods went "You have been permanently banned from r/dankmemes" on me.

by funyolk September 11, 2021