smiths banter

When someone has no sense of humour and is terrible banter.

'Scotland is shit'
'Top quality smiths banter'

Shit Banter Ste

Somebody who has shit banter. Usual behavior is the use of GIF's, dog memes and sidewards laughing emojis.

Hey Shit Banter Ste, go look at some dogs.

banter vacuum

The e-quiet that remains when contemporaries, formerly heavily involved in friendly email exchanges whilst one should have been working, quit or are laid off.

bored_corporate_drone@workplace.com: hey guys. good weekend?

<.......>

bored_corporate_drone@workplace.com: hahahahaha! check this out: (inserts web link of random youtube video or mildly interesting news article)

<.......>

bored_corporate_drone@workplace.com: hellooooooo? anyone out there?

<.......>

bored_corporate_drone@workplace.com: pah. stupid banter vacuum.

It’s just banter

‘It’s just banter’ is a phrase used to describe an action which is related to epicness done by people jokingly

“Bugsy why did you say hello to me?”
“It’s just banter!”

Driving the banter wagon

like 'hopping on the band wagon'.

-Apart from the desired person is driving the band wagon, i.e. leading the group.

-Further stretched to 'banter wagon'

(purely for the banter)

'oi...oi boys...im drivin this banter wagon straight to the kingy.'

'mate, pete is Driving the banter wagon ... and i like its destination!'

banter snaps

Using Snapchat to try to destroy someone's self-image

Person 1: Hey let's go bowling!

Person 2: Sure! But no banter snaps though.

Recycled banter

When someone makes a similar joke to one that’s already been made by one of their mates or uses one they’ve seen on the internet.

“Mate that joke is dead, proper recycled banter”