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A metaphor in American slang that refers to the inner workings of a system that are only understood by the experts. To understand Inside Baseball Stuff, one must have specific knowledge of the subject discussed that is not generally understood by outsiders.
What's the purpose of this email notification? I thought the issue was resolved last week or is this just Inside Baseball Stuff?
the everlasting sexual bases metaphor. The best way to remember them is the four "F"s: French, Feel, Finger, Fuck.
first: the first step in a sexual relationship kissing with an open mouth or using tongue (french kissing)
first and a half base: under the shirt, bra still on
second: one step up from first base, heavy petting and feeling up while making out,direct oral or manual stimulation of a partner's breast/nipple, up the shirt or shirtless for both partners.
shortstop: in baseball, the shortstop is the field position between second and third base. So, in fooling around, shortstop is being masturbated by or masturbating your partner, as that's between feeling up and oral sex.
third base: the last base before penetration sex, entailing contact with the main sexual regions, a handjob or a blowjob (fellatio) for guys and fingering or giving head (cunnilingus) to the girl
home base: reaching home base or fourth base is consumating the relationship by having vaginal sex, making love or fucking
NOTE:first or second base can be achieved concurrently with dry humping, considered third base when oral or manual stimulation occurs to genitals.
"Margo finally let her boyfriend get to shortstop, but she used way too much lotion and he came on her shirt."
"We finally reached home base last night! Thankfully he had a condom on him because we were so horny we couldn't wait any longer"
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The funny thing about young boys at Fort Collins High school C team baseball where a group of boys sucked and jerked each other off in the back of a bus and got caught
Teacher: “ make sure to go to the C team baseball game this thursday.”
Class: *hahahahaha* *chuckles* *giggles*
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A baseball cap is a close-fitting cap with a curved part at the front that sticks out above your eyes.
when you have purchased a beautiful baseball cap, that provides you with a strip of LED light.
"hey Margret guess what I purchased on wish last night"
"let me guess, a golden dick trophy"
"no, an LED BASEBALL CAP"
"WOW!!!"
A baseball international game where U.S.A or Japan always get the champion and beat the fuck out of other countries. Surprisingly, the number 4 ranking baseball team Chinese Taipei never make it to the third round of WBC and the country China who suck at baseball attend every World Classic Baseball.
This year's world classic baseball's champion must be United States's.
Proof Jesus loves everyone, except Fort Collins High School.
"C Team Baseball"
"This is why nobody talks to you Nehemiah"
-everybody
those people who put the fake halfway broken baseball sticker that gives the illusion of shattered glass on thier car with the ball sticking out... what the fuck? you can just put your teams logo on your car .. you dont need a fuckin retarded sticker that looks like a ball is sticking out of the glass thats so dumb
look at that baseball glass faggot what an idiot
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