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The underrated instrument in an orchestra. A string bass is the largest instrument in an orchestra, and has the lowest notes, and is the quietest instrument. In ascending order, the bass has the E string, A string, D, string, and G string. The bass’s purpose in an orchestra is to keep a tempo usually for other instruments in the orchestra. Basses don’t always do this, they can have the melody, it’s just not so common. It’s also not an easy instrument to play, it’s quite difficult. It’s still a wonderful instrument to play that can create beautiful music. The orchestra also depends on the bass to be on the beat to keep the other instruments in sync with each other, and to be in tune. The bass is really an important instrument. Don’t give bass players any crap, it can really get to them sometimes. They’re important!
Person A: What’s that big instrument in the back of the orchestra?
Person B: Oh! That’s a string bass!
Person A: It doesn’t do much.
Person B: Well, actually, it does. You may not be able to hear it too well, but the bass is keeping the rest of the orchestra on the beat and in tune!
Person A: Wow, it sounds like the orchestra really relies on the bass a lot.
Person B: They do, but they don’t like to admit it. They just give them a lot of crap.
Person A: Wow. They shouldn’t do that.
Person B: IKR!
When you coat your erect penis in seaweed and stick it in a girls vagina then it gives a more exfoliating pleasure
Justin Bieber just gave me a slimey bass last night
The product of having the bass of a song so loud that your hair vibrates into a distinct style.
Known to be the most sexually appealing, glorious, an ultimately badass style; regardless of length.
I came last night from the party rocking some bass hair.
OMG that guy is so hot, check out his bass hair!
Came from the first Ethanotopian word, "Ass Eater" which means; someone who eats ass. "Bass Beater" means; someone who beats there meat with an actual bass.
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In the 1980's when the first Ethanotopians' started to beat their meat with basses. No research has been given on who they did so...
Have you ever tried beating your meat with a bass? It's official I am a bass beater...
A scene of wanna be producers and spunions whose only personality trait is gatekeeping obscure alien music
“Man those space bass guys really like Tipper and ketamine”
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A female who has the ability to rock the bass. (Either electric or upright)
Guy 1: That band has an awesome bass player
Guy 2: You mean that chick?
Guy 1: Yea that Bass Chick
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At Yale, This word refers to the act of scouting out hot girls/boys in Bass Library. Due to all of the pent up sexual energy at the school, libraries such as Bass are prime spots to scout out and look for potential mates.
Dude, you going bass fishing later today? So I was bass fishing and saw the hottest girl!
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