One-sided definition describing the male performer during cunnilingus.
Person 1: "Who wants a beard ride?"
Person 2: "I do; I want one."
When you are eating a female out, and as she orgasms, she unleashes an ungodly secretion.
My buddy James was telling me he was going down on his girlfriend and he was the recipient of a beard bath. I wish I had a beard or girlfriend, damn it.
When a teenage boy is not yet man enough to grow a full beard, but instead grows ugly/nasty stubble under the chin and above the throat.
Tyler rubbed his under beard making a loud scratching sound.
unshaved vulva that hides the wonderous vaginal opening
Her bearded clam was closed, but I pried it open with my fingers, transferred her love juices to the head of my dick, and gently began to slip it to her.
Riding your bike to your girlfriends house, having sex without any conversation, then leaving immediately afterward, on your bike.
Dude, he just pulled a beard. That was like a 15 minutes round trip!