Beard Ride

One-sided definition describing the male performer during cunnilingus.

Person 1: "Who wants a beard ride?"
Person 2: "I do; I want one."

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Beard Bath

When you are eating a female out, and as she orgasms, she unleashes an ungodly secretion.

My buddy James was telling me he was going down on his girlfriend and he was the recipient of a beard bath. I wish I had a beard or girlfriend, damn it.

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bearded clam

vagina

hey, show me your bearded clam. Do u have a bearded clam?

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bearded clam

fish scented dental floss

Stay away from the bearded clam.

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under beard

When a teenage boy is not yet man enough to grow a full beard, but instead grows ugly/nasty stubble under the chin and above the throat.

Tyler rubbed his under beard making a loud scratching sound.

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bearded clam

unshaved vulva that hides the wonderous vaginal opening

Her bearded clam was closed, but I pried it open with my fingers, transferred her love juices to the head of my dick, and gently began to slip it to her.

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pulled a beard

Riding your bike to your girlfriends house, having sex without any conversation, then leaving immediately afterward, on your bike.

Dude, he just pulled a beard. That was like a 15 minutes round trip!

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