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A physical space enclosed by blankets and sheets used to house one's self during the act of masturbation.
Don't go into Johnson's room, he's in the beat cave.
A system of tactics that allow you to take full advantage of any 'all you can eat' buffet. As described by Howard, in channel 4 sitcom Fresh Meat. The plan is as follows:
1. Positioning: close to the buffet. Minimising plate travel and ensuring prime position for refills.
2. The first round: just one of each item. This is the introductory taster plate; we don't want to waste stomach space on non-tasty items.
3. Round 2: maximise high value items eg. prawns, over low value bulk foods such as rice or noodle. Remember the aim is not to have a satisfying meal out, the aim is to beat the buffet.
4. When you feel like you can't eat anymore: bring out the transporter. *Proceeds to tip a large plate of noodle into a rucksack lined with a plastic bag.
to express ones good experience after intimacy or masturbation.
"Damn... she was a juicy beat"
Or
"wow ... that was a juicy beat"
to masturbate quickly, or in a short amount of time.
i was running late for a meating, so i had to do a speed beat.
When you think your buddys gone so you try to get a quick beat off, but they suddenly bust in on you while your tryin to whack it and you try to act like your sleepin, like nothin was goin on.
I left the house only to return to catch bakers ass tryin to sneak-a-beat to some soft core porn on showtime.
playing with your genitals, masturbation.
I like beating the meat.
A robot designed to automatically disciplines your children when they misbehave. This robot is state-of-the-art in that it can detect badness, objects, and comes with 100 different ways of disciplining your children, so you don't have to.
You can pick this up on Amazon for $7,000 USD.
Beat-Bot does all the work so I don't have to. My kids are so well behaved now.