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A cocktail they sell in South London consisting of banana milkshake, vodka and banana liquor. It's delicious.
"Ohmygod I propa fancy a banana bender in South London, let's do pub quiz aswell!"
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Fender-Bender: When a man gives anal to a chick and he misses, bending his fender
Jeff: Man it looks like you have a boner but somethin's awfully wrong wit dat meat
John: Yeah, I had a bit of a Fender-Bender with Miss Norris over there
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spoon bender is a person who is so fat that when they sit on a spoon, it bends
Bob: Hey Jim sat on my spoon
Leeroy: Well, you're not getting it back because he's a total spoon bender
Bob: Damn! No my spoon!
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One who plays on the chocolate speedway. One who plays for the opposition. A poofter.
That Andy's a real arse bender.
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Archaic term for any of the shiny rainbow of barbiturates prescribed like Easter candy in the sixties in spite of causing more death and mayhem than the Vietnam War (to Americans, that is). May help to explain the learning disorders common in subsequent generations.* See also: ape wafers, gorilla biscuits.
*OK, we had learning disorders too; we were diagnosed by professionals as "lazy", "spoiled", "disrespectful", "undisciplined", etc.) (Has anybody with a PhD in Ed Psych ever noticed how fucking boring high school is, except for the handful of anal-compulsive overachievers who will end up either shooting themselves or in charge of further fucking up this barbaric, feudal, shithole of a country?) Off topic! Minus 20 pts!
I was hoping to get into Cindy's pants, but I took some fender benders at the dance to get loose and then sideswiped the vice-principal's Edsel in the parking lot.
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A gender bender is when a boy is a girl and a girl is a boy. In other words, they switch roles.
Like if you were to draw Spongebob as a girl and Sandy as a boy! It's a Gender Bender!
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Rob: "lets go on a gay bender"
Luke: "ooo yea I haven't had a gay bender in a while"
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