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baby benjamin

Garrett Watts love child with the devil. Most iconic child in the history of the memes.

Baby Benjamin is literally the scariest baby in the world, but I still stan him.

by mytoeisblue March 6, 2019

4πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Benjamin Franklin

When you are "founding" out that you are the "father" of a child age 3 or younger

I went to my ex's house, and she Benjamin Franklin'd me. I owe $5,000 in child support

by Sean HAN April 15, 2009

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benjamin slap

When one is hit in the face with a large fish

Luke was angry at Rob for being a bitch and gave him a big benjamin slap

by Luke Rowlands March 20, 2008

9πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Owen Benjamin

Owen Benjamin of America, shepherd of goats, king of bears, slayer of wizards, breaker of spells. In Owens free time you may find him playing the piano or trying to get Red Pill Rooster out of the Blackberry bush, but most of the time you will find him with his family.

Have you seen how tall Owen Benjamin is? He’s almost 25 rogans!

by Texas Bear August 26, 2019

162πŸ‘ 247πŸ‘Ž


Benjamin Franklin

When a man licks another man's asshole for $100

Bruce, "Did you hear what Bryce did to Ben in the bathroom?"
Doug, "Yeah, man, he gave him a wet Benjamin Franklin!"

by Wherearemyhands November 16, 2015

8πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Benjamin Brockman

The most amazing person you will ever meet. One of the most brilliant minds in the world and has a micro peen. Even though he has this the girls love him yet he always gets rejected. He also is amazing at sports and has broke the record for the largest boner.

β€œWhen I see Benjamin Brockman I want to hit him in the face.”

by Johnny Deltha January 9, 2019


Benjamin wray

less then a inch but when it comes at 90 mph it hurts

benjamin wray is a hard boi

by gauge15 December 17, 2019