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Garrett Watts love child with the devil. Most iconic child in the history of the memes.
Baby Benjamin is literally the scariest baby in the world, but I still stan him.
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When you are "founding" out that you are the "father" of a child age 3 or younger
I went to my ex's house, and she Benjamin Franklin'd me. I owe $5,000 in child support
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When one is hit in the face with a large fish
Luke was angry at Rob for being a bitch and gave him a big benjamin slap
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Owen Benjamin of America, shepherd of goats, king of bears, slayer of wizards, breaker of spells. In Owens free time you may find him playing the piano or trying to get Red Pill Rooster out of the Blackberry bush, but most of the time you will find him with his family.
Have you seen how tall Owen Benjamin is? He’s almost 25 rogans!
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When a man licks another man's asshole for $100
Bruce, "Did you hear what Bryce did to Ben in the bathroom?"
Doug, "Yeah, man, he gave him a wet Benjamin Franklin!"
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The most amazing person you will ever meet. One of the most brilliant minds in the world and has a micro peen. Even though he has this the girls love him yet he always gets rejected. He also is amazing at sports and has broke the record for the largest boner.
“When I see Benjamin Brockman I want to hit him in the face.”
1 - an exclamation
2 - Money saved or not saved for Christmas presents.
Guy 1 - HOLY FUCKING BENJAMINS!!!
Guy 2 - What's up dog? You aight?
Guy 1 - Aww shit G, my holy benjamins is gonna be weak as shit this year.
Guy 2 - So what you gonna do?
Guy 1 - Sheeeeet, I don't know. Maybe I could hit up the collections plate at church.
Guy 2 - (suspicious look),............. (smile) In God we trust nigga