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Three words that made 50 Cent famous in 1.34 seconds.
My name is Shorty, and it is my birthday.
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When the current day's date matches the false date of birth on your fake ID. Not knowing your fake birthday will lead to a tricky encounter with a store clerk.
*Underage kid equipped with a fake ID enters grocery store with intent on illegally buying beer. He is unaware that his fake birthday falls today. He picks up beer and places it on the counter*
Clerk - "You have ID"
Kid - " Yeah, right here"
Clerk - "Great, can I take a look?"
*kid gives ID to the clerk. Clerk takes a look*
Clerk - "this will do...Oh! Happy birthday!"
Kid - "What the fuck? It's not my birthday."
WOOOOOPS. NO BEER FOR THE KID. SHOULD HAVE KNOWN HIS FAKE BIRTHDAY.
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another word for weed
yo, we ganna lite up some birthday cake later.
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Time Of the Month's birthday, a woman's menstrual cycle or period.
Don't piss me off, Tom's birthday is coming up!
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Saying Happy Belated Birthday is a really gay way of saying i forgot your birthday. Either man up and say sorry i forgot your birthday or tell them the truth, that you don't give a shit that it was their birthday.
guy 1) Dude Happy Belated Birthday
guy 2) So you're saying you forgot my birthday
guy 1) well...?
guy 2) You're a Fag
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Posting "Happy Birthday" messages, pictures, and videos on a friend's social networking site when it is not his or her birthday. The joke annoys the person who receives the messages and confuses his or her friends. Also, this is an excellent way to separate one's friends from mere acquaintences since true friends will know one's actual birthday.
If the birthday bomb generates mass confusion or is especially entertaining, it becomes an Epic Birthday Bomb.
Wait. Is it really your birthday? Or, is this a birthday bomb? I thought we just had a party for you like two months ago.
Josh totally birthday bombed me. It was so annoying! My phone kept ringing all day with notifications.
Let's birthday bomb Christine! We still need to get her back for making us watch American Idol with her.
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A shot that is filled to the brim, poured especially for the birthday girl/boy.
Yo Kellso, come take this birthday shot, you drunk ass birthday bitch!
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