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When a guy get his penis sucked between his ass cheeks.
Sucked from behind... A man who asked to get his penis sucked from behind is usually fresh out of jail or straight up gay.
"you see the way my sausages looks between my buns? I call that my pig in a blanket..."
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When you wrap a woman's long and stretched out beef curtains around a man's penis with the head peaking out. If it's that time of the month, it comes with marinara.
"Hey honey. Are you up for a pig in a blanket? How about with a side of marinara?"
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folds of flesh so copious that they could be used to keep one warm and cozy even in the most frigid arctic tundra.
"We make fun of Austin's fat ladyfriend now, but come winter we're all going to be jealous of that flesh blanket."
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Having sex through a sheet with a hole in it.
The beer goggles had worn off and Tom thought the girl was a minger so had sex through the Jew Blanket.
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Man, I spilled water all over my blanket. Now I've got a wet blanket!
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A person who smothers fun.
Likened to a fire blanket due to its ability to extinguish fun by asphyxiating it at an early stage.
Person A: Hey team, shall we do an almost naked calendar for charity?
Person B: Hell yeh, I love getting my slong out.
Person C: Yeh everyone will buy it to see hingers!
Banter Blanket: No, absolutely not, we're not doing that.
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I almost got busted trying to sell drugs to an undercover cop. I knew he had to be a pig in a blanket when he asked to buy some "marijuauna cigarettes". Then I noticed the doughnut crumbs on his shirt, so I didn't even bother with him.
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