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Phrase spoken in times of shock, awe or disbelief, started by a man in middle tn after he witnessed another man witness the brutal gang rape of a female monkey by several males... He watched indifferently but offered no aid to the helpless monkey or her bleeding butthole....
Well fuck a monkeys bleeding butthole... I just shit my pants again for god sakes... Never trust a fart....
Is when you suck a cock so god dam long it starts cumming blood
Stop sucking babe I’m about to get a bleeding snake!
When one or many girls in your life are on there period during the Christmas season! Usually making Christmas an emotional nightmare.
I bought Sue that new coat she wanted for Christmas, but she was on her seasons bleedings and all she could do was yell at me because I didn't shovel the driveway right.
The act of draining a substance while, simultaneously, consuming said substance.
Example 1:
I really had to drop a deuce mid dinner, so instead of letting it get cold, I bled the system; I finished it while on the can.
Example2:
Q: where's Squirty?
P: he went to the bathroom to bleed the system.
Q: bleeding the system?
P: he didn't want to leave his beer unattended so he took it with him to piss.
Q: atta' boy, no sense in sobering up mid piss!
To have anal sex and tear through a matted patch of anal hair, then plowing said ass until bleeding occurs.
Man I was totally bleeding the weasel with Lisa last night.
1.when a female is on her period and is hanging with friends and the friend gets their period the next day.
"god dammit Kelly, you gave me the bleeding flu!!!!"
"it wasn't my fault Barbara."
"fucking Kelly."