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When you wake her up, plow every hole and plant your seed deep in each one.
Sorry I’m late today. I had a farmer’s breakfast this morning.
Rachel has to be sore today. I had a farmer’s breakfast this morning. She was still dripping seed when I left.
Eating a croissant whilst being sucked off by the lady (or man) in your life.
We stayed at the hotel and in the morning enjoyed a cocktinental breakfast.
When Sayori In Doki Doki did the hanger.
Skipping Breakfast: When they Kermit Sewerside
Kid1: “That kid Skipped Breakfast last week.”
Kid2: “Oh really? That’s sad.”
When your girl is giving you a handy, and straight up Hulk grabs your cock and squeezes until the head turns purple.
“Aye Dog, I’m walking with a limp after that Laotian breakfast my girl gave me this morning.”
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drinking vodka with your cereal of choice
"dude i got hammered of my Russian breakfast, I had fruit-loops."
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To enjoy last night's left over curry as a filling breakfast the next morning.
I can't finish this Madras.
No worries, we'll just have a subcontinental breakfast tomorrow.
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A makeshift breakfast consisting of an energy drink of ones preference, and a piece of junk food (i.e. chips, candy, donut, etc.)
I was starving before I had to get to an early meeting so I stopped at the Am Pm to grab a Breakfast of Champions
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