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Quiet, studious guy. He is quiet ambiverted and is a little to no-talk type of guy. Yes, of course he is loud and unserious with his friends, but Brendan is the type of guy who is VERY extroverted once hyped up. He will sing, yell, and maybe even talk to a lot more people than usual. Other than that, his brown-ish black-ish hair is always fluffy and washed well.
"He's so quiet around me, but so loud around you!"
"Oh, Brendan?"
A sexual act involving two men. Man 1 chains Man 2 up in such a way that he is suspended in the air. From there Man 1 fists Man 2 (typically all the way to the shoulder) until he prolapses.
I just gave him The Brendan Malone Special… his prolapse was as big as a football!
A great guy, but he has a friend that always calls his FAT a six pack. His nickname is spooky or spookesten and he is FUUUN to be around.
I wish I was a Brendan yuuki Quinn
an annoying guy that:
a) doesn’t know how to drive a car and has been pulled over by the cops
b) scratches the car
c) sucks at fortnite
person a: yo why is that guy so bad at fortnite?
person b: idk he somehow managed to blow himself up.
person a: oh i know it’s brendan kell
person b: ahhh that makes sense.
Dudes named Brendan bailey gay asf and pale as snow 😴
Too sexy best person ever Lick me until my face falls off. littest man best drummer can get victory royale easy on solo and can screw a dood up if needed wants to be in UFC and can play baseball almost as good as his drums
Joey Brendan, I want to lick ur face off
1) A terrible and highly-overrated team of fantasy footballers; the most notoriously shitty "Brendan's fantasy football team" plays in the "Justice For John Markus Nead"
2) The vaginal equivalent of male "blue balls"
1) Rocco: "Brendan's fantasy football team blows"
2) Raul: "My girl had a bad case of Brendan's fantasy football team last night"
Spencer Ware: "Shoulda fucked her as hard as I fucked Rocco's team in the championship"