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Except to nothing knowing football fans, most wisconsinites, mississippians, and packer fans, one of the most overrated players in NFL history. Yes he's thrown more touchdowns, and yards than anyone before, but its not that hard when you started every single game since your second year for 16 years(and throwing too much), and no thats not resilience, thats just luck not getting hurt. Playing with a broken thumb doesnt count, it doesnt even hurt. OOOH BOOO HOO a thumb! To add to that, he broke the all-time interception record of George Blanda. Guess how long he played? 26 years. Not kidding, it took brett 9 years less to break it. To add, people think its awesome that he played after his dad died, if you know brett favre and his stubbornness(evident now in the recent packer vs favre case), you know he only played because he wanted to keep his streak going. Dumbass arrogant packer fans think hes the greatest quarterback ever, when he's not. I'll give him top 10. Yes his stats are good(minus being the INT King), but after players retire, they are remembered for winning, not stats. His .500 record in superbowls(1-1) is pathetic compared to Montana's(4-0), Bradshaw's(4-0), or even Brady's(3-1). People also praise him for winning 3 straight MVP's. It's not 3, its actually 2 1/2, due to the fact that his third, he split it with Barry Sanders, barry just gave it to him. Some packer fans even mistake others for him, i've personally witnessed it, thats how dumb they are. All in all, brett favre is nothing but a overrated, over-throwing, a little above average quarterback in the NFL who should stay retired and keep modeling for his hick, wrangler jeans.
1:Dumbass Packer Fan: HEY! thats brett favre!
Intelligent Sport Fan: No thats not. That's Steve McNair.
2: Person #1: Who should i draft in my fantasy football draft? I go #7 overall.
Dumbass Packer Fan: Draft Brett Favre! He's gonna be a beast this year!
Person #1: That might be a good idea
Intelligent Sport Fan: you're kidding right?! haha, i'd rather draft Ryan Fitzpatrick
#3 Arrogant packer fan: I really hope brett favre doesnt retire.
Intelligent Sports fan: why not? hes an old, washed up piece of shit. Yeah he had a good season last year, but look at his weapons. Greg Jennings, Donald Driver, Donald Lee, Ryan grant?! It's not that hard to be that good, he got pretty lucky too.
Arrogant Packer Fan: so? he basically makes the packers.
Intelligent sports fan: who gives a shit? wouldnt you rather win, and have a chance for the superbowl than to just have brett favre?
Arrogant packer fan: eh, prolly not. i love brett, i'd prolly blow him.
Intelligent sports fan: typical.
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Orlando "managing associate"; fair weather Saints fan; Tebow-less Gator fan.
Are you sure you can log into Westlaw; did you ask Brett, he is the managing associate, after all.
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Best MMA fighter in the world. Trains 24 hours a day, with minimal sleep. Even when he sleeps he bashes opponents in his dreams. Makes Fedor looks like a bitch. Master of the ground and pound.
I brett kern that hoe
I brett kern the fuck out of that guy
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Trying to see if you still got it. After you have passed your prime, trying to continue just to see if you can. Coine by Andre 3000 in the song Da Art of Storytelling Part 4.
I'm glad Lance Armstrong retired, he's done everything. Any more would have been Brett Favring.
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sex godess; the ideal male physique with killer abs and a rock hard dick.He'll make every girl moan for more. Commonly known as the illicit lover.
"Ooooh yeeaaa babyyy give me some brett micheals!"
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Like the Harvey Walbanger or Tom Collins, it's a drink named after a guy for easy ordering in crowded noisy bars. It's simply the cheapest beer at the bar and can change by location and time of day (e.g. Happy Hour).
"Can I help you?"
"Yeah, get me a Brett Barnes."
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A pathetic no good loser who couldn't control a pile of shit.
Look at that poor brett johnson imitator.
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