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Buff-block

When a male in a bar tries to pick up a girl, and is cock-blocked by his own need to be tougher than every other guy there.

"Dude did you hear about Brad at the bar last night? Some guy told him he couldn't down more shots than him, and he ended up buff-blocking himself from some chick that thought he was chill."

by Unarmedanddangerous August 14, 2015


buff Q

Buff Q is basically a joke. It's a video where a person that looks extremely close to Quackity with huge muscles is playing with what it seems like a dog. Quackity confirmed it wasn't him.

Person A: Man, have you seen the Buff Q meme? It's hilarious!
Person B: No? What? Are you okay?

by ShrineBow July 20, 2021


Buff Chick

-A female that is intensely bigger than the male/female that said the statement.

-Abbreviation for "buffalo chicken"

Todd: "Bro, look at that buff chick on the squat rack"

Buffalo Wild Wings Employee: "Hello, welcome to Buffalo Wild Wings. Are you all set to order?"

Dwyane: "Eyy wassup. I'll order 8 wings. Half boneless buff chick and the other half lem parm (Lemon Parmasean)"

by Saucey Wave August 4, 2018


turkey-buff

Rubbing ones testicles after being stretched into the shape of a turkeys neck

Man, i had good turkey buff today.
I watched some chick on porn getting gang banged and stretched my balls out like a football so they were turkey-buffed

by SARCHANGELUS September 1, 2018


Buff the tip

To suck the tip of a dick

All these puttis can go buff the tip

by CaseTheKingSantana November 24, 2016


buff the snail

buffing the snail, v., is the act of rigorously stimulating the clitoris. it is derived from the hand/wrist motion of theoretically "buffing" the shell of a snail, when in reality, you are rubbing a clit.

"I'm home alone. I'm really gonna buff the snail tonight."

by rockinrollbuttercup69420 July 8, 2016


shittle buff

when you mess something up and dont care.

guy 1-Dude u just backed into that guys car.

guy 2- Whatever dude that shittle buff.

girlfriend- I told you not to put it in that hole it hurts!

boyfriend- Ahh whatever that shittle buff.

by that one guy jr June 26, 2010