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butt fluid

The gelatinous, viscous, amalgamation of diarrhea and usually seminal fluid that drips from the anal orifice down to the catholic schoolgirl knee-socks after a romping good round of buttsex.

Teacher: What is 3+3?

Student 1: I smell poop.

Student 2: Hey Jill, whats that stain on your socks??

Jill: O no i forgot my butt plug. The butt fluid is a-flowin'.

Teacher: Well, go confess.

Jill: Why? It's the priest's fault for ramming it in too hard.

by Barnaby J. July 14, 2008

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Bank Butt

1. A light pink color named by an AI
2. Slang for a Prostitute

1.

Guy 1 : Hello, do you have any Bank Butt paint cans?
Shopkeeper : Sorry, we are all out of it.
2.
Guy 1 : Man, you should've seen that Bank Butt giving me head

by Badwater1298 October 11, 2017


smoke a butt

Smoking a cigarette

Yo Chris you wanna smoke a butt?

by SchoolboyQ December 28, 2013


Butt Welding

When two men have so much sex that the receiving partners cheeks get stuck together from the dried man juice like two piece of metal that have been welded. Also a manufacturing term.

Guy: Last night I was with Brian and I Butt Welded him.
Other Person: What is that?
Guy: I came really hard and after I pulled out, he didn't wash his cheeks properly so the next morning his butt crack was stuck shut.
Other Person: I am your Grandmother, why would you tell me about Butt Welding?

by I.B. Bangin' September 5, 2013


butt buccaneer

A reference to homesexual activity.

Very similar to: mixing your peanut butter, playing dump truck, doing the chocolate cha cha, fishing for brown trout, and dinner mashing.

Brian is known around work as a butt buccaneer.

by tv1827 July 27, 2010


Sofa Butt

The pain you get in your ass from sitting on it all day. Discomfort can also be in the lower back.

This was referenced in S06 E21 of the popular TV Show "New Girl" (2011-2018) when Jessica Day, suffering from heartbreak, refused to leave the house.

"Let's just get you out of this house"
"Yeah, right"
"Well what are you going to do? You're gonna sit on this couch all day long? You'll get sofa butt. C'mon, let's go get some ice cream."

by Abhay The Great June 12, 2019


prawn butt

When your anus gets a engorged hemorrhoid poking past the sphincter that looks like a prawn (an aquatic decapod crustacean similar to a shrimp) from forced anal sex in prison.

"Damn, I got prawn butt after being raped in prison, yo." Rudy

by Rudeeeey February 4, 2011