Chad

A fat Arab with a uni-brow he refuses to shave. Not to be confused with an Alpha male.

"Yo look it's a Chad"

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Chad

My one true love. The one that got away. The one I keep hoping comes back! Chad makes every woman fall in love with him after just a few days of being around him. He wrote me the most romantic message one time and then just fell off the face of the planet never to be seen again. By anyone except HER. The other woman that is, the one who cares only about herself, her cats and her selfish desires. Chad made me only attracted to older men with his sexy self and he really raised the bar for what I will accept in a relationship. I'll either hold out for Chad or an exact replica, whichever actually happens. I'll leave it up to fate to decide!

My sister: Who would you rather marry, Brad Pitt or Chad?

Me: Chadddd 😴

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Chad

A little bitch who won’t take a shot with his friends.

Friends: C’mon Chad! Shots!
Chad: Nah, I will in a few minutes.

*two hours later*

Chad still hasn’t taken any shots.

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chad

The region between the balls and the arse-hole; can be an erogenous zone for some.

Girl: 'I was fingering that part between his balls and his arse and there was shit there.'
Everyone listening remained silent but later laughed among themselves:
'Eww! He had a shitty chad.'

When you measure your dick, don't start at the arse-hole and include the chad; you risk getting shit on your measuring tape.

Don't be a Chad, wipe your chad!

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Chad

somenplace in asia probanbly i don't fucking know

who the fuck even calls a country chad anyway

retards

hey my man i'm going to chad. says bob.

Wtf is a chad. says steve.

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Chadding

When you promise to get your friends back after they've helped you, but you fail to follow through. To screw someone over after they've helped you.

I'm tired of him always chadding me over.

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Chad

Someone who talks down to others because they believe they are more intelligent and are attractive to girls than other men. Chads tend to get all of the insecure girls due to his constant spewing of his accomplishments in life. Chads often hang out with other chads at social events or hop around from girl to girl. Chads never miss a chance to ask a hot girl on a date.

Dude, what happened to Trevor? He used to be such a homie but now he hangs out with all the chads

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