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christina punua kramer boorman

Christina Punua Kramer Boorman is the most amazing person you could ever know or have in your life. She is my band and choir teacher (middle school) and I love her a lot. She is beautiful, sweet, kind, funny, weird, understanding, accepting, and so much more!! She means everything to me, and that’s the whole reason I’m writing this - so that one day, hopefully, she will be curious about what comes up for her name in The Urban Dictionary, and will see this. I don’t know where I’d be in life without her. I don’t know who I’d be. She’s changed me and my life in so many ways, and I could never thank her enough. So, Mrs. Boorman, if you ever read this, know that I love you, and that you are everything to me. Know how great you are.

I love you, and as of when I’m writing this, I miss you. Hug hug
-Love, your barnacle

Christina Punua Kramer Boorman is my favorite person in the whole world!!

by Human34 May 26, 2021


Christina Ricci Reach Around

When a female cuts off all circulation to her head so her eyeballs begin to pop out and she proceeds to give her male partner a handjob from behind!!!

Dude, She finally gave in and I got a Christina Ricci Reach Around!!!

by Nesta22 June 19, 2010

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Would you let Christina Aguilera bugger you?

A disturbing question I asked Chris walking home in a drunken state.

Would you let Christina Aguilera bugger you with a strap on?

by Dave Eras August 13, 2004

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Christina Dean

The most beautiful girl in the world

I love you Christina Dean

by R3bel951 April 5, 2016


CHRISTINA LE

GAY LADY WHO TOUCHES MINORS. GETS ZERO ON HER EXAMS AND MANAGED TO IMPRESS HER ENGLISH TEACHER WITH HER SCORES.

CHRISTINA LE SITTING ON A TREE K-I-S-S-I-N-G.

by JOHN DOE 1099 May 3, 2024


Christina Derringer

A long legged girl who has no trust and just gets hurt by boys. She is pretty but can’t see it.

Christina Derringer dose not seem to care

by sneakysnake1 December 29, 2022


Christina Susanti

Christina Susanti is the nicest and pretties person that i ever met. The moment you laid eyes on her, you'd love her. She is very cute in both personalities and appearance. Christina is very kind, generous and she is the only person that you can trust and believe in. She has the best smile and can make anyone smile. She makes people smile with her since of humour and her sarcasm. To be honest you can't be friends with her of you don't understand her sarcasm.

Christina is a shy yet crazy girl. From afar you might think she is the quiet book but when you get to know her she is fiesty. People think she can't but she can. She is confident and always has someone's back, even if she isn't friends with that person. She is the best girlfriend, everybody will fall for her. She has the gorgeous hair, skinny and elegant in every way. Christina try's her hardest in everything, she never wants a person to be or feel left out. She always tries her best to make everyone happy.

Everyone please welcome the sweetest girl in the world, CHRISTINA SUSANTI !!

by you can call me peterpan November 23, 2021