monkey bastard in a cage

When you are physically or emotionally backed into a corner

Person 1: Man! How are you ?

Person 2: Dude, today’s been rough, I’ve been feelin like a monkey bastard in a cage

Carrot through the cage

It’s either when you’ve chucked your misso in the dog box or you want to get intimate through lockdown, either way your chucking your carrot through a hole!

Fuck me johnny Boi! The misso is fucking me off again so I’ve chucked her in that ol racoon cage I’ve got down stairs but she won’t stop shouting, so I’ll guess I’ll chuck my carrot through the cage just to shut her gob!

The tiger is out of it's cage

When you get a boner in class

Guy 1:"can you grab me that paper up front?"
Guy2:"nah the tiger is out of it's cage I can't stand up until it's returned "

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Line the budgie cage

To line the budgie cage is to knock one out in a surreptitious manner

'Where's that copy of FHM?'

'I believe Adam has taken it home to line the budgie cage'

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Breaking the butterfly cage

The act of tearing the vaginal wall during rough sex. Usually caused by a very clumsy or well endowed man.

Guy 1: So did you get with that girl last night?
Guy 2: Oh hell yea, I spent all night breaking the butterfly cage.
Guy 1: Wait, isn't that painful for her?
Guy 2: Who cares, I got laid!
Guy 1: SEX!
Guy 2: SEX!

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rattle someone's cage

1. to case a disturbance

2. to criticize someone

I think it's time to rattle their cages. (examaple of rattle someone's cage)

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Well up in the rage cage

A phrase used when somebody is angry when something irritates them or is hurtful physically or mentally to them!

Me: Ah man, i dropped my Ice cream cone
Ian: Ah, i bet you are well up in the rage cage

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